technado

>Taunt it with the bacon. Say that you'll make him part of a healthy breakfast. Then deliver an awesome strike with flashy moves and complicated combos.

You put away your KATANA and whip out your FROZEN BACON. You use your TAUNT ability, showing that pig you mean BUSINESS. You are the salesman and he is the customer and you are selling PAIN and ANGUISH and you aren't leaving until you are all out of stock. Sadly, using your TAUNT ability took up your turn, and all it did was make the CRIMSON PIG angrier! You prepare for an attack!

In a rage it launches through the air and spins to smack you across the face with it's hind hooves. He adds more pain to your brain with a SQUEEL OF DOOM. You shiver as indescribable images surge through your brain at the arrival of this auditory assault. IT CAUSES MASSIVE DAMAGE!

You would deliver some SWEET MOVES and PHAT COMBOS but you don't have the DEXTERITY. You simply leap across the room and smack your KATANA across the CRIMSON PIG's head.

You prepare to fight some more, but it would appear the CRIMSON PIG was already BADLY DAMAGED. He lets out a DEATH SQUEEL and dissolves into the floor...

Leaving behind nothing but a SMALL BLUE GEM.