technado

>Pick up the laptop. It can be used later to store IMPORTANT NOTES and stuff. Also, when its charged, you can play solitaire. Go solitaire!
>search for a knife to wield, pick up if found.  go through door.

You put the LAPTOP in your INVENTORY and shove the NOTE you found on the door inside it. The LAPTOP holds the NOTE firmly within it's grip. That piece of paper ain't goin nowhere. Not like it would be able to. It was already in your NOTES LIBRARY. You look around for a KNIFE and test all the cupboards, but do not find any are able to open. There is a KATANA on top of the shelf though.

>turn on TV and see what is going on outside because apparently this is some apocalypse otherwise there would be ambient sounds and you would be able to go outside. That or you were kidnapped and placed here. Ring your mate.

You have no way to contact your buddy, so you just flip on that TV. You find there is no way to change the channel, luckily for you however, it is already set on CHANNEL FORTY TWO NEWS. This is a good station, and that anchorwoman, CANDY WINTERS is pretty hot. The anchorman, RON SLEUTH, totally wears a toupee though, you don't trust a word he says.

In other news, meteorologists are baffled as an unusually large storm continues to rage over the Pacific and Indian Oceans. This coupled with the reports of a mass penguin migration northward has many doomsday-sayers claiming that an apocalypse is near. The U.S. Government has assured it's citizens that they have their top scientists working on the situation to find a cause.

Speaking of those penguin migrations Candy, today scientists in the north pole have called in saying that the penguins finally arrived at their long awaited destination. They were however met on arrival by groups of polar bears, armed to the teeth with fangs and teeth. Scientists and nature lovers watched in terror as the adorable aquatic birds were mauled and eaten, standing no chance against the pre-existing inhabitants who showed no interest in co-existing. I guess you could say those bears and penguins were POLAR OPPOSITES.

Hahaha oh Ron that joke was as terrible as that rat on top of your head. Could internet comics possibly cause their readers heads to explode from sheer hilarity? Find out if your child is in danger, after this commercial break.

You turn off the TV and have a moment of silence for the penguins lost.

>grab that sword, use it like a badass



You wield the KATANA like a total badass. Turns out it's not even sharp. You could still bash someone with it though until you find some way to SHARPEN or IMPROVE the blade.


You EQUIP the KATANA to your right hand. You have the STRENGTH to hold it, though there won't be much DAMAGE behind any ATTACK. Not like you'd have anything to fight or anything. Nope. Not in this kitchen.