>Use the umbrella and give a mighty swing at that egg. Show it whose boss, man. This should at least do something interesting.


You give that EGG many a mighty swings, but to no avail. This sucker is tough. There is no way you will be breaking inside there any time soon. Guess you'll have to wait to see if it hatches, but you would need some kind of INCUBATOR for that. Whatever is inside must be something TOTALLY AWESOME though.
>eat the cheese, im sure you're hungry by now
>drink the orange juice so you don't get scurvy (duh). power on the laptop, dig around for clues.


You down the bottle of ORANGE JUICE and shove that CHEESE into your gut to quench your hunger. You gain 5 FOOD POINTS from the ORANGE JUICE and another 2 from your CHEESE. Hell yeah!

You also go over to the LAPTOP to turn it on and search for CLUES, but to your horror, the laptop is dead and the CHARGER is nowhere in sight! Guess you won't be using this LAPTOP any time soon.