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>Jenson

Your name is Jenson. Just Jenson. But seeing how in common modern day cultures, it is normal for people to have a first name and last name, you know you'll need to make up your latter post haste. Your name is JENSON HERO, to reflect your new TITLE of THE HERO.

With your newly acquired NAME and TITLE you Level Up! You unlock STATUS SCREEN, INVENTORY SCREEN, PHYSICAL DETAILS. Time to give an appropriate description of yourself, you'll have to have some information about yourself available for when they write your biography!

Your name is JENSON HERO. You just recently moved into your BRAND NEW APARTMENT, that your BEST FRIEND SINCE CHILDHOOD helped set you up with, and have already furnished (barely) it with your BELONGINGS. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You love the TV Show "PSYCH" and wish you could come up with witty lines and jokes like it's cast. You have the hobby of collecting RANDOM CRAP and leaving them WHEREVER YOU FEEL LIKE. You also have the new INTEREST of BEING THE MAIN CHARACTER, a role that only YOU can fulfill.

>Open window to observe city

You attempt to open your WINDOW, but come to discover that it is in fact not a REAL WINDOW, but instead is just painted onto your WALL. They even used LUMINESCENT PAINT to make the window bright. How aggravating. You dearly hope the rest of your apartment isn't as stupid as this.