>make toast, and while you're waiting read the note on the door. DO IT
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You would, but you don't have any BREAD! How can you make TOAST without any BREAD! That would be insane! Preposterous! Ridiculous! Silly even! You press down on the toaster anyway, soon it will ding and you can have your IMAGINARY TOAST.
While you wait you decide to read that note.
Wow what a nice dude. You should remember to write him a note back sometime.
>After reading the note, open up the fridge. Your thirsty for some god damn Sunny D and by god, you will get some motherfuckin' Sunny D. If the order is not fulfilled, I shall unleash the power of the sun.
You open that
**** up.
Seems you've got some ORANGE JUICE, some MILK, FROZEN BACON, LETTUCE, and some CHEESE. That's great and all but WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN PINEAPPLES!?
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