technado

>examine bookshelf
>examine orange orb
>peer down hallway
>see if door on side of room is locked

Woah woah woah! One command at a time! You can only take one suggestion from each voice in your schizophrenic head! Any more and you'd be showing favoritism for one voice over the other! Then there would be voice drama and they would never shut up and you would be driven to curling up into a fetal positioning and crying for THE END to come. You'll check out that bookshelf.

Bruce Willis' The Study of Parapsychology. You don't read these kinds of novels. These bookshelves are filled with books that were owned by the previous tenant of this apartment. You pull out another book.

Jim Carrey's What is Love, wherein famous actor Jim Carrey delves into the idea of "Love" and what it is, all while bopping his head to a catchy 90's dance song song. The text inside is very jittery because of his head bopping, how anyone could read this you have no idea. You check the back, but to make things even sadder, the book on tape is gone! You will never find out what love is now.

>Take the egg and crack it against your head and smear it in your head. You need some color, you pale freak.



Wow okay no need to be a dick. You struggle to pick up the EGG off the ground in order to crack your head against it. Sadly, you do not have the STRENGTH to hold the EGG up that high, so you decide to just put it in your inventory for safe keeping. You wonder what could lay an EGG this big.

>Play pool with your UMBRELLA, TRACE, and EGG

You wish you could play pool with your newly found items and your acquaintance TRACE, but you don't have enough BILLIARD BALLS! Instead you imagine playing pool with your UMBRELLA, TRACE, and EGG, but because of your low BRAINPOWER your IMAGINATION is fairly low. Stick figures and colours are all you can muster at the current moment, but you get the picture.